Jake Plummer is a nimrod and Jesus is for winners.

 In other news, ex-Broncos quarterback, Jake Plummer, is sick of seeing Tim Tebow display his love for Jesus Christ. I have two words for Plummer – Shove and It. Okay?

You know what I'm sick of? Teen moms plastered across covers of magazines geared towards young girls. I'm super-stoked that this is what my daughters see at eye-level when I am checking out at Walmart, subliminally affecting their ability to discern between what is and isn't appropriate.

I'm sick of Jersey Shore – I'm Italian and all the real Italians I know aren't spray-tanned, don't refer to themselves as guido's or juice-heads, and they speak the language. Their collars aren't popped and they aren't disrespecting women.  Italian culture is about family and loyalty – not demeaning your heritage to make a buck.

I'm sick of people “occupying” places instead of “doing” great things. Stop camping out in public parks, blaming people for your problems, sexually assaulting women and children, and pushing drugs - be part of the solution. Find your happy place and occupy that, okay? Oh, and just because dogs can defecate outside doesn't mean it is okay or acceptable for a human.

I'm sick of perfectly healthy people riding Larks in grocery stores because they are lazy. I went to Target today and there were more motorized shopping vehicles than there were kid-friendly carts.  If anything, they should be making mini-electric short buses for us parents who have kids.

I'm sick of seeing Bratz dolls and pageant kids and five-year old girls dressed as hookers. Whatever happened to preserving youth and innocence? A Peter Pan collar is a good thing and a lot less tempting than a crop-top to a sexual predator – who, consequently, are everywhere.

I'm sick of people getting all offended because people pray. Newsflash: Tim Tebow isn't peddling an evil message or one that is exploiting children, promoting promiscuity or entertaining vulgarity. He isn't abusive or inflammatory.  He is giving THANKS. He is showing love for the Father that gave him life and blessed him with his numerous gifts. Why is that so offensive?

Maybe if Tim Tebow raped a minor or was arrested for possession of a weapon or selling drugs, and upon making a touch down flicked everybody in the stands the bird, we wouldn't be so offended by him. Because that makes total sense, right?

I'm going to take the prayer thing. Just sayin...